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    Matt:</b> Guys I'm feeling bad. This girl I've been talking to slept with some guy. I need a female to talk to.<p><b>Zach:</b> Don't worry Matt, Andre will be your girlfriend.<p><b>Me:</b> I'm pretty.<p>

  • Matt:

    Andre can't please me like a woman can.

  • Me:

    You don't know that.

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